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Then, assuming you’ve already obtained some cannabis, the next step is to grind it all up. From there, it’s time to toss the tobacco from your Peach Optimo or Strawberry Swisher (unless you live in San Francisco, in which case, the flavor choices are not great) and twist your blunt into shape. Finally, you get to spark it up and enjoy the reward of your labors.
The problem, unfortunately, is that the sale of pre-rolled blunts is currently illegal everywhere in the US.
In the wake of last year’s widespread panic over tainted vaporizer cartridges — cartridges which were ultimately traced back to illicit market manufactures — savvy consumers should always be aware that visually impressive knockoff brands are running rampant, thanks in part to high tax rates for legal operators and a lack of resources to crackdown on their illegal counterparts.
One such brand is “Dankwoods,” a popular line of pre-rolled blunts. Here’s what we know about this “brand.”
What Are “Dankwoods”?
When properly unrolled, this wrapper leaf makes for excellence use as a blunt. The brand is so popular, in fact, that rare or discontinued flavors are considered a hot commodity with their own secondary market online.
This bonus aspect has only served to make Backwoods all the more beloved as a source for blunt wraps prepared individually by the consumer.
“Dankwoods” is essentially the commercialization of this process through illegal means. What is known is that “Dankwoods” are available as individually packaged pre-rolled blunts, sometimes covered in keef, and the purveyors even have a website suggesting that consumers can make online purchases.
Strains allegedly featured in “Dankwoods” include:
- White Fire
- Girl Scout Cookies
- Skywalker OG
- Lemon Tree
- Sour Diesel
- Sunset Sherbert
- Gorilla Glue
- SFV OG
- Wedding Cake
- Mars OG
- King Louie
According to the website for “Dankwoods,” each blunt is made “from an all natural Meduro backwood leaf wrapped around [two] grams of all organic fire bud with a quarter gram of concentrate made from nugs and rolled in kief with a custom-made reusable quartz filter.
You can believe them if you want, but if you do, I have some brake pads to sell you, too.
Should You Trust “Dankwoods”?
The short answer is no.
That means no mandated testing, no scrutiny from government bodies, media, or industry peers, and no transparency in how they’re produced or distributed.
They claim to grow all their weed in Los Angeles, but what reason is there to believe them? This was also the case for “Dabwoods,” an illicit brand of THC vape cartridges that was implicated in last year’s